Thursday, June 30, 2011

NBA: Where lockouts happen

Unfortunately the NBA will lockout at midnight. I plan to write on the NBA's Facebook wall and tweet @NBA every day telling them to end the lockout. It may not accomplish anything, but at least I will feel like I'm doing something.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Four team trade sending Ellis to Timberwolves


I am going to be doing a lot of these trades now that there is no more NBA. I dare you to challenge me. All teams improve if the Suns finally admit its time to rebuild. Great trade.

http://espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=3v3qtw5

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Mock Draft 2011


  1. Cleveland Cavaliers – Derrick Williams
  2. Minnesota Timberwolves – Enes Kanter
  3. Utah Jazz – Kyrie Irving
  4. Cleveland Cavaliers – Brandon Knight
  5. Toronto Raptors – Kemba Walker
  6. Washington Wizards – Jan Vesely
  7. Sacramento Kings – Kawhi Leonard
  8. Detroit Pistons – Bismack Biyombo
  9. Charlotte Bobcats – Marcus Morris
  10. Milwaukee Bucks – Alec Burks
  11. Golden  State Warriors – Chris Singleton
  12. Utah Jazz – Jimmer Fredette
  13. Phoenix Suns – Markieff Morris
  14. Houston Rockets – Jonas Valanciunas
  15. Indiana Pacers – Klay Thompson
  16. Philadelphia 76ers – Tristan Thompson
  17. New York Knicks – Marshon Brooks
  18. Washington Wizards – Jordan Hamilton
  19. Charlotte Bobcats – Nikola Vucevic
  20. Minnesota Timberwolves – Josh Selby
  21. Portland Trailblazers – Donatas Motiejunas
  22. Denver Nuggets – Kenneth Faried
  23. Houston Rockets – Jeremy Tyler
  24. Oklahoma City Thunder – Tyler Honeycutt
  25. Boston Celtics – Tobias Harris
  26. Dallas Mavericks – Darius Morris
  27. New Jersey Nets – Justin Harper
  28. Chicago Bulls – Davis Betrans
  29. San Antonio Spurs – Jajuan Johnson
  30. Chicago Bulls – Shelvin Mack

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Poor Greg Oden

Greg Oden can't even catch a break off the court.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Mavs New Intro?

I propose that the Dallas Mavericks use this music video for every home game next year.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Dirkopolypse

Dirkopolypse :noun: when Dirk Nowitzki destroys your team/life/dreams, mostly seen in the NBA finals. Ex: LeBron knew the Dirkopolyse was coming in game 6, but could do nothing to stop it.

Who are you? And what have you done with LeBron James?


I have summed up the formula for the Heat to win game 6. LeBron plays good = Heat win. It's that simple. You cannot shoot 11 free throws in a series when you are LeBron. Its super neat that you can get a triple double whenever you want, but no assists or rebounds in the last 5 minutes? That's not the best player on the court. Not sure which LeBron will show up tonight, but someone needs to find the real LeBron, before its to late.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Game 5: Which LeBron?

I think the biggest question on everybody's mind before Game 5 of this year's NBA Finals is what version of LeBron is going to show up. Is it going to be super unstoppable, highlight reel LeBron or stand in the corner, pass as soon as you get the ball LeBron? Being a huge fan of LeBron I hope its the former, and by the looks of this tweet he has plenty of fuel to motivate him. I thought the same thing after Game 3 when his critics were saying he was shrinking from the situation. Tonight may not be only make or break for the teams, but also LeBron's legacy. I guess the only thing to do is to watch and find out.

Monday, June 6, 2011

LeBron vs Reporter

LeBron may have not have destroyed the Mavs in Game 3, but he absolutely destroyed this reporter.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Rubio to Play for the Timberwolves!!


Look at this stat line and tell me you wouldn't be excited as a Wolves fan?!?!?!?!?

MPG: 22.8 PPG: 6.5 APG: 3.6

I mean come on right, playing against inferior opponents barely being able to score is pretty good right?

Sad thing is he will still start. At least until he has to go back to Hogwarts.

We Miss You Shaq, Chris Dudley Does Not


Forever in our hearts.

6th Man of the Game

Probably my favorite moment of Game 1. Even the rim was playing excellent D against the Mavs last night. Its been kind of a rough playoffs for Haywood with him making the top ten of most embarrassing moments this postseason twice (Durant dunk over him and this rim check).