LeBron James Receding Hairline

Check out LeBron's hairline as it runs in fear. Each picture is each year. Pretty soon Nike is going to make headbands the defy gravity to cover this baby up.

A Look into the past "LeBron James is a Cocksucker"

One of the greatest articles ever written. We need to focus as a nation on one thing. Drawing on this hate that we once had!

Famous NBAers reaction to the Miami Heat comeback win

Jordan's pissed his Bulls lost, Lamar Odom just had his mind blow, Dirk is excited to reclaim his legacy, Kobe is scared that LeBron and Wade are taking over his legacy, and Chuck obviously bet a ton of money on the Bulls winning.

Thunder Fans Wait and Cheer After Thunder Return From Game 5 in Dallas

I feel like this is much more classy than chanting "F#ck you Chuck" as the Miami fans did/do. To each their own though.

Look at These Miami Fans

After halftime TNT brought it back to this cameraman who was scanning the crowd for good looking ladies. I for one applaud his efforts to bring further enjoyment to the fans.

Support the Homies

I think JaVale McGee aka Pierre has a marketing job waiting for him in the lingerie industry if he ever gets tired of basketball.

Dirk Nowitzki Teach Me How to Dougie!!!

Lehre mich wie dougie. Lehre mich ,Lehre mich wie dougie.

Kyle Singler Trick Shots?

This is exactly what I want my first round prospect to be doing. Not lifting weights, not working on his faceup game, or preparing for the draft. Especially after a down year you would think Singler could find something more productive to do.

Duflocka Rant Release date

Waka Flocka is releasing his new mixtape Duflocka Rant May 31st. Many thought this would be the mixtape to complete the LeBron Flocka James trilogy after previously releasing LeBron Flocka James one and two. What a great subplot to a possible Durant, LeBron duel in the NBA finals than a Waka Flocka mixtape battle going on at the same time.

Why are people in Miami chanting Barkley sucks after the game?

Because they are from Miami? Because Bosh is on their team? Because they have only been basketball fans for six months and don't know what else to chant? WRONG. Is obviously cause Chuck is so much sexier than they are.

LIKE A BOSH?

Boozer unleashed the fury of Bosh tonight after saying the Heat was just the Big 2.
He went for a career high 34 points shutting up Boozer LIKE A BOSH!!!

Matrix is Back

The Matrix was back in full force today. He was tied for the leading scorer on the Mavs with 18 on 9-13 shooting. Not only was his offense impressive on a day when Dirk was off, but he also held Durant to 24 points while having to take 22 shots. The Matrix also guarded Russ and Harden for stretches of the game. If he continues with this impressive play the Mavs will be tough to beat.

Today's Durant Victim: Brendan Haywood

I would not be surprised if Haywood retired right after this game. Or at half time.

I will never understand how they got Kobe to do this

Kobe must have done something to piss off his PR person. How else do you explain him dressing up like an idiot for GQ magazine. Also note how Bill Russell is laughing at him.

THORWITZKI

Dirk went all god of thunder on the thunder yesterday. So here is a sweet Dirk background for all those who love Dirk and Thor. Its pretty self-explanatory.

#dirkissogood

After seeing Dirk's near perfection last night I decided he needs his own version of Chuck Norris jokes called Dirk is so good...

• Dirk is so good when he shoots he fades away otherwise it would be too easy.
• Dirk is so good nobody knows that he's actually left handed.
• Dirk is so good he even scores on the bench .
• Dirk is so good he has to miss a few shots just so people don't think he's a robot. (He is.)
• Dirk is so good he intentionally hits rim before making it just to make it look like a tough shot.

If you have your own Dirk is so good... lines throw them down in the comments section or tweet @FlagrantTwo with the #dirkissogood tag.

Rising Star Serge Ibaka

What is more impressive than dunking on Wade? Taj Gibson dunking on a polar bear.

On a plus side though, I am sure a polar bear could at least box someone out, unlike anyone else playing for the Heat.

Shannon Brown and Pau's woman?

Someone tell Shannon Brown he has the right to remain silent.

Taj Gibson making posters

/dunkface'd