#dirkissogood

After seeing Dirk's near perfection last night I decided he needs his own version of Chuck Norris jokes called Dirk is so good...

• Dirk is so good when he shoots he fades away otherwise it would be too easy.
• Dirk is so good nobody knows that he's actually left handed.
• Dirk is so good he even scores on the bench .
• Dirk is so good he has to miss a few shots just so people don't think he's a robot. (He is.)
• Dirk is so good he intentionally hits rim before making it just to make it look like a tough shot.

If you have your own Dirk is so good... lines throw them down in the comments section or tweet @FlagrantTwo with the #dirkissogood tag.